BLOGGER FROM THE YEAR 2000

Who the hell is THIS guy?!

Why would anyone do this?!?! Gawd. The internet is so WEIRD!

What’s wrong with all my startup tech stocks lately? I am having the WORST luck picking ’em this year.

The Governor of Texas sure is stupid! Good thing he’ll never get elected President!

The only thing that can stop me from raging is the West Nile Virus.

SOMEONE JUST SENT ME TO SOME WEBSITE CALLED GOATSE! SUPER GROSS! DO NOT LOOK AT IT!

You know what would be super fucking rad? A two-wheeled self-balancing electric vehicle. Here – I’ll go draw a quick prototype.

There. How badass would you look riding something like that?! Answer: TOTALLY badass.

I bet something like this could revolutionize transportation.

ONLY ONE MORE MONTH.

I fucking hate it when my roommate picks up the phone and disconnects me from AOL!

Why is my Zip Drive clicking? Oh well – guess I better crank up this Eiffel 65 record.